[ random acts of alex ]

So Much Money, So Much To Spend It On

In our time o'plenty, it can be tough to figure out what to spend your hard earned coin on. Saving it is boring. Investing is too responsible. Giving it away is too charitable. No, the best thing to do is spend each and every dime as quickly as you can, and to hell with taste or a conscience.

But where to spend it? The easiest thing to do is write me a hefty check and I'll do it for you. If you disregard that selfless offer on my part, you can always visit these fine online establishments right now:

• Google Store: who doesn't need boxers with "Google" all over them? Or a Google lava lamp?
• Emily the Strange Store: Nothing strange here. Nothing at all. Completely normal.
• Strykly Texas Cheese Company: Why buy cheese from France or Wisconsin? Texas is where those in the knows goes for cheese.
• Go Bazaar: Where I got my YMCA Gnomesexuals.
• Turd Twister: Kinda like toys for Play-doh, only for...
• Corpses for Sale: Why rent when you can own?

posted by alex @ 5/23/2005 07:13:00 PM