[ random acts of alex ]: Never Too Early To Begin Christmas Shopping

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Here are a few nifty things you can find online and get a head start on the busy X-mas shopping season:

I Love Gitmo: For all your neo-con buddies.
Wake n' Bacon: Wake up to the smell of frying bacon that has been sitting out all night.
Altoids MP3 Player: Minty fresh music that has already sold, but I bet you can talk the guy into making another one.
A Trip into the Devil's Arse: Family fun for everyone.
Librarian Action Figure: She's about to go Dewey Decimal on your ass.
264 Gallons of Sperm: Hell of a stocking stuffer, if you ask me. Maybe not for sell, but then again, if it is art, it has a price.